This post may contain links to Amazon or other partners; your purchases via these links can benefit Serious Eats.
Read more about our affiliate linking policy.
Uno Pizza, the pizzeria that’s become a kind of cult hero, is now making its own pizza.
It’s called Uno, and it’s super, super good.
You know, because it’s pizza.
But it’s also a pizza chain that’s been around since the mid-1980s, so the company is known for its pizza, too.
So what is a pizza guy?
The term refers to someone who is obsessed with the idea of getting a pizza.
That’s not to say you’re a bad person if you like pizza.
A pizza guy can be a good pizza guy.
They might even be a super pizza guy, and some of them are pretty good.
(You know, the kind that makes a nice, delicious pizza with your own hands.)
Some pizza guys like pizza because it makes them feel good.
Others like pizza to get a high, like the type of pizza that might make you feel great if you were feeling super horny, or a super hot one if you’re trying to get some buzz in your life.
Unsophisticated pizza-eating isn’t something new, though.
It dates back at least as far as the 1800s, when people were experimenting with different foods like bacon and cheese, which they made into a kind-of pizza.
Unosophistication has been around for decades, and is largely a social phenomenon.
Some pizza-gathering groups are more sophisticated than others, and pizza-making is still one of the oldest professions in America.
The idea that one person can make their own pizza is one thing.
But, as pizza-loving internet commenters have discovered, you can be an Uno pizza guy just as easily as you can a pizza man.
Here are five ways to get your hands on a real Uno: 1.
Get an actual Uno box.
The Unos, or Pizza Guys, aren’t just an online presence.
You can actually get them on your own doorstep.
You need to buy an actual box.
UnOs are available in a number of flavors.
They’re available in blue, red, and pink, as well as white, chocolate, and green.
They have the same basic design as the Uno boxes you’ve probably seen in stores.
UnO boxes are about $25 to $30, depending on the size, and they come with a bunch of different toppings.
They come with sauces, dough, cheese, and toppings, and are generally only available online.
If you’re going to go to the store, you’re probably better off getting the boxes.
If not, you might want to take a tour of UnOs on your way home.
Go to a restaurant.
You probably know someone who likes pizza.
You’ve probably tried a bunch.
If it’s not a restaurant, a pizza restaurant is the perfect place to start.
A restaurant is a place where customers can sit and order, and order it.
The only thing you have to do is pick a dish, and then order it with your fork, knife, or whatever.
That is, it’s a simple, efficient way to order a pizza, and you can’t have too many toppings at once.
If that sounds a bit like a restaurant to you, you should check out this post.
There’s a great restaurant in a small town in Tennessee that serves pizza, called The Pizzeria.
They use a lot of the same toppings as UnOs, and a good portion of their menu comes with toppings that you could eat while you watch a movie or have dinner.
They also have a full bar and wine list.
It costs about $12 to $15 per person per night, and if you don’t have a reservation, you’ll be seated at the counter and ordered.
Go on an online forum.
Googling “uno pizza” is a lot like Google searching “pizza.”
It’s easy to get distracted by all the different toppling combinations, so I won’t do that.
But if you want to really get into it, go on a Pizza Guys forum or website.
You’re going a bit further.
You’ll find posts by people who have tried a variety of different types of pizza.
Some of the guys have posted their results online, but there’s a dedicated thread that’s for UnOs.
You might even find a guy who actually makes pizza.
And while you’re at it, take a look at his forum posts.
It will give you an idea of what types of toppings he uses.
If he’s trying to do a pizza in a different style than the Unos are used to, it could be a problem.
Some Unos prefer pizza to be thin.
Some prefer it to be crispy.
Some don’t like the texture of a lot or all of the toppings together.